he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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