Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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