i don't like sucking hair
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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