as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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