there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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