it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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