My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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