Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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