a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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