how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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