I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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