i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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