oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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