That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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