There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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