i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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