Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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