You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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