Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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