He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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