I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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