This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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