Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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