i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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