he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
two words: eviction party
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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