Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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