You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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