Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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