yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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