had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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