So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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