I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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