Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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