One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She told me I should be a condom model.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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