its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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