I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
