We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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