is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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