belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
ttyl tear gas
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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