Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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