I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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