just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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