Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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