Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think i have two assholes
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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