in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
