You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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