But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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