Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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