let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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