put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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