Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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