he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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