What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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