My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need water and some morals
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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